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HEY THERE PIMP

We can sniff your untapped (or maybe, tapped) comedic potential from several subway stops away and we are beckoning you to brace us with your funny.

“Uh, what?”, you ask.

Sit back playa and let me tell you.

What:

At READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night, you can read that break-up text you’re dying to share with New York City or that OKCupid message that’s an goddamn POEM or that Craigslist post you “stumbled on”. You can do characters while you read it or you just be a pimp and straight up read it.

 Rules:

  1. Show up and sign up.
  2. Once your name is called on stage, take a shot. (THAT’S RIGHT, FREE SHOTS.)
  3. State the source.
  4. Do your thang for 2 minutes (after which you will get buzzed out. Be cool, you had your spotlight.)

You don’t have to stay the whole time and, hell, you don’t even have to participate. But you pay whether or not you participate, and you get a free shot if you participate, so work that out.

Learn more and buy your tickets at READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night.

See you in a few. 

Oh hay just hanging with cipha sounds cause we are casual and like basically famous and bffs with ciphs. It’s fine you guys. We aren’t hyperventilating or anything. 

Just like last christmas, once again, I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away so I’m just going to go cry into my baking soda now because HAHA ITS CHRISTMAS AND IM FINE AND IM NOT LONELY BECAUSE I HAVE COOKIES SO HA JOKES ON YOU…right?

WE BEQUEATH UNTO YOU A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE YA FIENDS

You wenches have only seen us, the cast of Blogologues, perform the material we gathered (stalked/creeped, would be more accurate) throughout the interwebs BUT now you get to see the cast and the audience interact with the bloggers that produced the weird, hilarious and most time f#cked up material, themselves! 

THAT’S RIGHT, YOU SEE DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF WEIRDOS ON STAGE!

In this video, the worlds of the writers and the performers collide, letting the audience steal a glimpse into the creative thought processes resulting in the collision of the Internet and theatre. ITS MAGICAL Y’ALL. F#CKING MAGICAL. 

So, fellow odd-balls, relish this video, and happy holidays!

 

 

UGH YOU HAVE BEEN DATING FOR TWO MONTHS IT IS NOT A LIFE EVENT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER IT ALL ENDS IN MISERY ANYWAY #statistics

(Truth, brought to you by Blogologues)

Standing in line for a Blogologues show is a lot like being at a family dinner: you pretend to like others around you, you avoid the drunk uncle and you end up questioning all your life choices. #blessed

Standing in line for a Blogologues show is a lot like being at a family dinner: you pretend to like others around you, you avoid the drunk uncle and you end up questioning all your life choices. #blessed

…they wouldn’t look away even after I began to defecate on stage LOL JK I DIDN’T DEFECATE, I JUST JERKED OFF LADY GAGA OKAY CALM DOWN. 
#soedgy #blogologues

…they wouldn’t look away even after I began to defecate on stage LOL JK I DIDN’T DEFECATE, I JUST JERKED OFF LADY GAGA OKAY CALM DOWN. 

#soedgy #blogologues

Sick and tired of Christmas Parties where the main attraction is Creepy Bob playing the harmonica? HIRE US TO PUT THE HOLLA IN HOLLADAYS: http://blogologues.org/holiday/
#cute

Sick and tired of Christmas Parties where the main attraction is Creepy Bob playing the harmonica? HIRE US TO PUT THE HOLLA IN HOLLADAYS: http://blogologues.org/holiday/

#cute

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H20”. The second one says “Ill have some H2O too.” The second scientist dies.
Aaaaaaaand we’re done. 
On another note, company member Jackie Robinson killed it as a jealous little boy in our sold out run of Blogologues FAME: Show us your tweets. #twerkingtothetop.  Wooo, Jackie!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H20”. The second one says “Ill have some H2O too.” The second scientist dies.

Aaaaaaaand we’re done. 

On another note, company member Jackie Robinson killed it as a jealous little boy in our sold out run of Blogologues FAME: Show us your tweets. #twerkingtothetop.  Wooo, Jackie!