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You guys wrote a story through the comments on our Facebook page and we MADE it! All for you!

THE BALLS THAT’S LIKE NOT A BALL GETS THROWN AND PEOPLE SCREAM AND POUR WATER ON MAN. 

Sports, amirite?

Auditions Next Wednesday!

Blogologues will be hosting auditions next Wednesday, August 6, from 12pm - 5pm! We’re looking for hilarious, versatile humans (preferably non-white) to join the Blogologues ensemble! To schedule an audition, email info@livelyproductions with your head shot, resume, and a funny cover letter.

Visit backstage for more audition information, if you have an account and feel like it. Woo!

This spring, Blogologues performed at Internet Week and boy was it a blast! Check out some footage from the show and feel free to LOL or reblog or share with your friends or adopt an older dog because you heard they have the most love to give. We certainly did!

Enter the Magical World of Blogologues, Behind the Scenes!

Have you been suffering from some post-holiday depression? Do you miss those days of having an excuse, besides loneliness, for being drunk and surrounded by friends? YOU ARE IN LUCK.

On February 6, at 8pm (7pm if you’re a VIP. Are you a VIP?), Blogologues is hosting “Behind The Scenes: Blogologues Benefit”, a fundraiser celebrating new media, the arts and women in comedy. The night includes cocktails, performances and presentations (bros, we got the awesome Trevor Owens, CEO of Lean Startup Machine, and Lauren Kaelin, creator ofBenjamemes). The event will be hosted at Classic Kids Photography (1182 Lexington Avenue), where all of our promo photos are taken!

You can purchase the wild General Admission Ticket for $35 (includes cocktails, mingling and dancing with the Blogologues team) or you can be a straight baller and purchase the VIP Premium Ticket for $75 (includes previous, plus early entrance at 7pm, champagne toast and a private Blogologues performance).

LET’S GET OUR CLASSY ON, AMIRITE?

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Love, 

Blogologues. 

HEY THERE PIMP

We can sniff your untapped (or maybe, tapped) comedic potential from several subway stops away and we are beckoning you to brace us with your funny.

“Uh, what?”, you ask.

Sit back playa and let me tell you.

What:

At READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night, you can read that break-up text you’re dying to share with New York City or that OKCupid message that’s an goddamn POEM or that Craigslist post you “stumbled on”. You can do characters while you read it or you just be a pimp and straight up read it.

 Rules:

  1. Show up and sign up.
  2. Once your name is called on stage, take a shot. (THAT’S RIGHT, FREE SHOTS.)
  3. State the source.
  4. Do your thang for 2 minutes (after which you will get buzzed out. Be cool, you had your spotlight.)

You don’t have to stay the whole time and, hell, you don’t even have to participate. But you pay whether or not you participate, and you get a free shot if you participate, so work that out.

Learn more and buy your tickets at READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night.

See you in a few. 

Oh hay just hanging with cipha sounds cause we are casual and like basically famous and bffs with ciphs. It’s fine you guys. We aren’t hyperventilating or anything. 

UGH YOU HAVE BEEN DATING FOR TWO MONTHS IT IS NOT A LIFE EVENT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER IT ALL ENDS IN MISERY ANYWAY #statistics

(Truth, brought to you by Blogologues)

Standing in line for a Blogologues show is a lot like being at a family dinner: you pretend to like others around you, you avoid the drunk uncle and you end up questioning all your life choices. #blessed

Standing in line for a Blogologues show is a lot like being at a family dinner: you pretend to like others around you, you avoid the drunk uncle and you end up questioning all your life choices. #blessed

…they wouldn’t look away even after I began to defecate on stage LOL JK I DIDN’T DEFECATE, I JUST JERKED OFF LADY GAGA OKAY CALM DOWN. 
#soedgy #blogologues

…they wouldn’t look away even after I began to defecate on stage LOL JK I DIDN’T DEFECATE, I JUST JERKED OFF LADY GAGA OKAY CALM DOWN. 

#soedgy #blogologues

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