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Rock n’ Roll…?

We are getting ready for our next show and the theme is NOSTALGIA! We would love if you guys would submit some NOSTALGIC content for us to use in our show! Submit submit submit! @Blog_ologues

The best part about this is probably the fake french? But also the total ambiguity of which decade it’s actually from. Three decades in one song!

We are getting ready for our next show and the theme is NOSTALGIA! We would love if you guys would submit some NOSTALGIC content for us to use in our show!!! Submit submit submit! @Blog_ologues

THE BALLS THAT’S LIKE NOT A BALL GETS THROWN AND PEOPLE SCREAM AND POUR WATER ON MAN. 

Sports, amirite?

Auditions Next Wednesday!

Blogologues will be hosting auditions next Wednesday, August 6, from 12pm - 5pm! We’re looking for hilarious, versatile humans (preferably non-white) to join the Blogologues ensemble! To schedule an audition, email info@livelyproductions with your head shot, resume, and a funny cover letter.

Visit backstage for more audition information, if you have an account and feel like it. Woo!

Converting the Masses: Castro Convertibles Joins the Blogologues Pack

We are so excited to have Castro Convertibles joining us as a sponsor for Blogologues: Welcome to the Jungle and this news could not be better for every single human and animal among us.

The Castro Convertible Ottoman easily turns from an ottoman into a bed. So: you just moved into the smallest apartment in New York and can buy ONE, but only one, piece of furniture… with a Castro Convertible Ottoman, you could have a comfortable place to sit, sleep, and, if you get creative, it could even serve as a table, couch or husband. Now you can say with a confidence your fifth grade T-ball coach never thought you had: “One piece of furniture will serve me just fine, New York!”

Obviously, we are very excited to be partnering with a company as classic and innovative as Castro Convertibles, but with this sponsorship comes some great perks for you, dear audience, as well!

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AUDIENCE PERKS:

1. 2 VIP ticket holders per show will be sitting on a convertible ottoman of gold - okay, leopard print - for the duration of the show while the rest of the audience sits in *gags* …chairs.

2. Castro Convertibles will be giving away a free convertible ottoman to one lucky audience member per weekend. All you have to do to be in the running for this amazing prize is “like” Castro Convertibles on Facebook and leave your contact information with their representative on the night of the show.

3.  Even if you’re a loser who never wins raffles ever, as a Blogologues audience member you will get an ~exclusive discount~ on all Castro Convertible items on their website with the discount code URanANIMAL.

brb gotta go take a nap on my ottoman/bed/throne/heavenly cloud (did I die??? (I don’t even care if I’m dead so long as there are convertible ottomans in Heaven! (THIS JUST IN: CONVERTIBLE OTTOMANS IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!)))

This spring, Blogologues performed at Internet Week and boy was it a blast! Check out some footage from the show and feel free to LOL or reblog or share with your friends or adopt an older dog because you heard they have the most love to give. We certainly did!

Is your bff getting married and are you overwhelmed with trying to organize the best Bachelorette Party in NYC for her? Girl, sit back and relax. Blogologues and Babeland have got you covered. Blogologues and Babeland have partnered up to give you, your friends, and that bff bride the night of your lives. If you join us for the night, your bachelorette party is bound to be off-the-chain and depending on which package you choose, your night could include any/all of the following: - Private Babeland Toy Party in the theater before the show- Onstage cameo for the bride-to-be- Prime, designated seating for your party- 2 free drinks for everyone in your party- Backstage tour and meet the cast- Swag bag of sexy supplies (toys, lube, etc.) for all of you!   Visit our website for more info or contact us for details!

Is your bff getting married and are you overwhelmed with trying to organize the best Bachelorette Party in NYC for her? Girl, sit back and relax. Blogologues and Babeland have got you covered.

Blogologues and Babeland have partnered up to give you, your friends, and that bff bride the night of your lives. If you join us for the night, your bachelorette party is bound to be off-the-chain and depending on which package you choose, your night could include any/all of the following:

- Private Babeland Toy Party in the theater before the show
- Onstage cameo for the bride-to-be
- Prime, designated seating for your party
- 2 free drinks for everyone in your party
- Backstage tour and meet the cast
- Swag bag of sexy supplies (toys, lube, etc.) for all of you!  

Visit our website for more info or contact us for details!

We’re Accepting Submissions for the Summer Show!

You voted! You decided! The theme for Blogologues’ summer show is “animals” and we need YOUR help finding crazy things from the internet about our furry companions! We’re looking for Yelp reviews, blog posts, Craigslist posts, tweets, online forums, Yahoo Answers, and much more. If you found it on the internet and it made you laugh, we want to see it!

As you know, with Blogologues ANYTHING goes. Submissions can be about:

  • Luxury Pet Spas
  • "Furries"
  • People who believe they are animals
  • Beastiality
  • Care Bear Fanction
  • Dogs that act like humans
  • Yetis
  • Animal Fetishes
  • Party Animals
  • and so much more!

If you find something hilarious and you’d like to submit it, please tweet it at us or email us TODAY!!!!

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