We’re Accepting Submissions for the Summer Show!

You voted! You decided! The theme for Blogologues’ summer show is “animals” and we need YOUR help finding crazy things from the internet about our furry companions! We’re looking for Yelp reviews, blog posts, Craigslist posts, tweets, online forums, Yahoo Answers, and much more. If you found it on the internet and it made you laugh, we want to see it!

As you know, with Blogologues ANYTHING goes. Submissions can be about:

  • Luxury Pet Spas
  • "Furries"
  • People who believe they are animals
  • Beastiality
  • Care Bear Fanction
  • Dogs that act like humans
  • Yetis
  • Animal Fetishes
  • Party Animals
  • and so much more!

If you find something hilarious and you’d like to submit it, please tweet it at us or email us TODAY!!!!

Blogologues’ Public Speaking Intensive!!!!!

Do you ever think “Gee, I wish there were a summer public speaking intensive where I would learn how to give fun, effective, and memorable speeches for my professional setting while also having the time of my life while also having a passionate love affair with Quest Love.”?

While the whole Quest Love thing may be up in the air and entirely between you and QL, Blogologues can now offer you the place to fulfill those first two desires! This summer, Blogologues will be hosting a super fun public speaking intensive where we will teach you all the skills you need for effective speech making. 

The classes will be fun, each consisting of fun and effective warm up games and techniques, storytelling practices later applied to fun pitches, and at the end of the intensive, a Blogologues-style performance for friends and family where you’ll perform something really fun!

In our intensive you’ll learn how to make creative choices, present yourself confidently, engage your audience, and so on. Now who wouldn’t want all of those skills under their belt? Who knows? Maybe once you master these skills Quest Love will finally ask you to join him in the life-long love making session you’ve been dreaming of!

Space is limited so please visit our website for more information and fill out an application today! Applications are due Monday, June 30th so hurry! Quest Love is waiting!

Thank you to all who came out to Blogologues’ second EVER read the internet out loud open-mic! As you can see from the pics above it was a fun, sweaty, sexy time. We heard some amazing texts, tweets, messages, and statuses. It was such a huge success that we bet that if Degrassi alum/rapper extraordinaire, DRAKE, had been there he would have thrown a dolla or two and whispered a simple “yes, lord” in appreciation for all the wonderful performances of the night. Thanks again for coming out and see you next time!

Summer theme announced! Let the submissions begin!

Whale hello there, kittens. 

We asked. You voted. The theme of our summer show is…

ANIMALS!

And we’re accepting submissions.

What types of things can you submit?

We’re looking for Yelp reviews, blog posts, Craigslist posts, tweets, online forums, Yahoo Answers, and so much more. If you found it on the internet and it made you chuckle, gasp, or defecate, WE WANT TO SEE IT. If you wrote it, that’s cool. If you didn’t, that’s cool, too. Here are some topics you can send us:

    • Pets
    • Furries
    • Animal fetishes
    • Party animals
    • People who think that they’re animals
    • People who want to be animals
    • People who are animals

If you’re at this site, you’ve probably seen the show. So you know: ANYTHING GOES.

Found something? TWEET it at us or EMAIL us today!

Read the Internet Out Loud: 2nd-Ever Blogologues Open Mic Night!

Did someone say OPEN MIC?!!!

Why yes…we fu#%&!g did.

FRIDAY, MAY 16: IT’S THE 2nd-EVER BLOGOLOGUES OPEN MIC NIGHT! 

Remember way back when, when people read the Internet out loud at Blogologues’ first EVER open-mic and EVERYONE HAD THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES?!

Yah, it’s happening again!  Let’s blast off to FUNTOWN!

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Ever lol-ed yourself to sleep due to a freaky Tinder message? Seen a Craigslist post that made you want to break away from society and become a hermit in the woods? Internet trolls on Facebook tickle your funny bone with their rage?

Bring that shit and read it out loud to the world!

Let us break it down for you.

WHO CAN PARTICIPATE?

Anyone that can speak and read.

HOW?

Just bring something (on your phone or paper, doesn’t matter) that you found on the Internet that you think it’s open-mic worthy. Weird. Funny. Scary.  Whatevs!

THE RULES:

  • Show up.  There will be a sign-up list by the stage
  • Your name will be called.  Get onstage.  YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT BEFORE YOU BEGIN(Shots on us!)
  • State the source.  Is there a URL? Is it from your inbox?
  • Read
  • You get TWO MINUTES TOTAL.  Don’t get huffy about it… you’ll thank us later.

WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO WATCH?

You can do that, but the ticket is the same price and you don’t get a free shot, so…

DO I HAVE TO STAY THE WHOLE TIME?

Well no…but everyone will assume you hate fun.

WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW?

The last time we did this there was a lot of complaints about noise/ being crammed.  Well we’re at a different venue this time that is REAL SEXAY!  It’s The Playwright Irish Pub.  Let’s get all the thumbs up!

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GET YOUR TICKET NOW!  SPACE IS LIMITED AND TICKETS ARE ONLY $7!!!

Dat A.S.S. is in the Press!

Check out our great press in VICE, The Daily Beast, CBS, The Village Voice, New York Magazine’s Bedford + Bowery, and The L Magazine!

"When I had all but given up hope on humanity, I came across a comedy troupe called Blogologues and my faith in our species was restored."— VICE

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“This is a great, intelligent, funny show.” — The Daily Beast

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CBS listed us as one of “The Five Best Things to do in NYC Tonight”.

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“It’s disgustingly well done.”– The Village Voice

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““Dat A.S.S.” features a live music video about bronies (male fans of My Little Pony) set to Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse,” a love story told through real Tindr messages, and a prom night lecture inspired by the Facebook page Parents Against Weird Sex.” — New York Magazine’s Bedford + Bowery

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“There’s no doubting that sex got a whole lot more interesting once the internet got involved and no on knows that better than the folks at Blogologues.”– The L Magazine

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Dates scare the shit out of us.

…….get it?

#shartjoke 

Dating is cool and all, but I JUST WANT TO F#CK MARIO KART WITH HIS COSTUME ON THE WHOLE TIME UGH

Mamma mia? more like mamma-lets-take-this-to-the-bedroom-mia, amirite?

#imustachemariothis #ughoveralls 

Enter the Magical World of Blogologues, Behind the Scenes!

Have you been suffering from some post-holiday depression? Do you miss those days of having an excuse, besides loneliness, for being drunk and surrounded by friends? YOU ARE IN LUCK.

On February 6, at 8pm (7pm if you’re a VIP. Are you a VIP?), Blogologues is hosting “Behind The Scenes: Blogologues Benefit”, a fundraiser celebrating new media, the arts and women in comedy. The night includes cocktails, performances and presentations (bros, we got the awesome Trevor Owens, CEO of Lean Startup Machine, and Lauren Kaelin, creator ofBenjamemes). The event will be hosted at Classic Kids Photography (1182 Lexington Avenue), where all of our promo photos are taken!

You can purchase the wild General Admission Ticket for $35 (includes cocktails, mingling and dancing with the Blogologues team) or you can be a straight baller and purchase the VIP Premium Ticket for $75 (includes previous, plus early entrance at 7pm, champagne toast and a private Blogologues performance).

LET’S GET OUR CLASSY ON, AMIRITE?

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Love, 

Blogologues. 

HEY THERE PIMP

We can sniff your untapped (or maybe, tapped) comedic potential from several subway stops away and we are beckoning you to brace us with your funny.

“Uh, what?”, you ask.

Sit back playa and let me tell you.

What:

At READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night, you can read that break-up text you’re dying to share with New York City or that OKCupid message that’s an goddamn POEM or that Craigslist post you “stumbled on”. You can do characters while you read it or you just be a pimp and straight up read it.

 Rules:

  1. Show up and sign up.
  2. Once your name is called on stage, take a shot. (THAT’S RIGHT, FREE SHOTS.)
  3. State the source.
  4. Do your thang for 2 minutes (after which you will get buzzed out. Be cool, you had your spotlight.)

You don’t have to stay the whole time and, hell, you don’t even have to participate. But you pay whether or not you participate, and you get a free shot if you participate, so work that out.

Learn more and buy your tickets at READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night.

See you in a few.