Did someone say OPEN MIC?!!!
Why yes…we fu#%&!g did.
FRIDAY, MAY 16: IT’S THE 2nd-EVER BLOGOLOGUES OPEN MIC NIGHT!
Remember way back when, when people read the Internet out loud at Blogologues’ first EVER open-mic and EVERYONE HAD THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES?!
Yah, it’s happening again! Let’s blast off to FUNTOWN!
Ever lol-ed yourself to sleep due to a freaky Tinder message? Seen a Craigslist post that made you want to break away from society and become a hermit in the woods? Internet trolls on Facebook tickle your funny bone with their rage?
Bring that shit and read it out loud to the world!
Let us break it down for you.
WHO CAN PARTICIPATE?
Anyone that can speak and read.
Just bring something (on your phone or paper, doesn’t matter) that you found on the Internet that you think it’s open-mic worthy. Weird. Funny. Scary. Whatevs!
- Show up. There will be a sign-up list by the stage
- Your name will be called. Get onstage. YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT BEFORE YOU BEGIN(Shots on us!)
- State the source. Is there a URL? Is it from your inbox?
- You get TWO MINUTES TOTAL. Don’t get huffy about it… you’ll thank us later.
WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO WATCH?
You can do that, but the ticket is the same price and you don’t get a free shot, so…
DO I HAVE TO STAY THE WHOLE TIME?
Well no…but everyone will assume you hate fun.
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW?
The last time we did this there was a lot of complaints about noise/ being crammed. Well we’re at a different venue this time that is REAL SEXAY! It’s The Playwright Irish Pub. Let’s get all the thumbs up!
GET YOUR TICKET NOW! SPACE IS LIMITED AND TICKETS ARE ONLY $7!!!