ATTENTION MONEY GRUBBERS, DOLLAR PINCHERS + BROKE BEGGARS:

2013 is nearly over and— like every other year— you are feeling shitty for not achieving most things (if any thing at all) that you began the year intending to achieve. LOL Y U NO LEARN ALREADY?   
You did not lose weight; you probably gained some.
You did not get that promotion; you are probably unemployed.
You did not get a girl/boyfriend; you probably spent every night drinking whiskey and rewatching Love Actually.
… 
BUT do you know what will make you feel like less of a sweaty crust-ball?
GETTING A BIGGER TAX WRITE-OFF. That’s right, ya clammy doughball: If you donate to Lively Productions— the nonprofit that brings you Blogologues— you get to declare a tax write-off. 
This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to you. You are welcome.
In case you cannot relate to this post and have made great leaps in your life this year, why don’t you stop being that jerk that everyone wants to punch and do something for someone else (AKA Blogologues) and donate. Thanks. 
To all those cave-people who are only able read the bold words in an article: YOU DONATE TO BLOGOLOGUES. YOU GET TAX WRITE-OFF. EVERYBODY HAPPY.
With thanks,
Blogologues.
ATTENTION MONEY GRUBBERS, DOLLAR PINCHERS + BROKE BEGGARS:

2013 is nearly over and— like every other year— you are feeling shitty for not achieving most things (if any thing at all) that you began the year intending to achieve. LOL Y U NO LEARN ALREADY?   

You did not lose weight; you probably gained some.

You did not get that promotion; you are probably unemployed.

You did not get a girl/boyfriend; you probably spent every night drinking whiskey and rewatching Love Actually.

… 

BUT do you know what will make you feel like less of a sweaty crust-ball?

GETTING A BIGGER TAX WRITE-OFF. That’s right, ya clammy doughball: If you donate to Lively Productions— the nonprofit that brings you Blogologues— you get to declare a tax write-off. 

This might be the greatest thing to ever happen to you. You are welcome.

In case you cannot relate to this post and have made great leaps in your life this year, why don’t you stop being that jerk that everyone wants to punch and do something for someone else (AKA Blogologues) and donate. Thanks. 

To all those cave-people who are only able read the bold words in an article: YOU DONATE TO BLOGOLOGUES. YOU GET TAX WRITE-OFF. EVERYBODY HAPPY.

With thanks,

Blogologues.

Standing in line for a Blogologues show is a lot like being at a family dinner: you pretend to like others around you, you avoid the drunk uncle and you end up questioning all your life choices. #blessed

Standing in line for a Blogologues show is a lot like being at a family dinner: you pretend to like others around you, you avoid the drunk uncle and you end up questioning all your life choices. #blessed

…they wouldn’t look away even after I began to defecate on stage LOL JK I DIDN’T DEFECATE, I JUST JERKED OFF LADY GAGA OKAY CALM DOWN. 
#soedgy #blogologues

…they wouldn’t look away even after I began to defecate on stage LOL JK I DIDN’T DEFECATE, I JUST JERKED OFF LADY GAGA OKAY CALM DOWN. 

#soedgy #blogologues

Sick and tired of Christmas Parties where the main attraction is Creepy Bob playing the harmonica? HIRE US TO PUT THE HOLLA IN HOLLADAYS: http://blogologues.org/holiday/
#cute

Sick and tired of Christmas Parties where the main attraction is Creepy Bob playing the harmonica? HIRE US TO PUT THE HOLLA IN HOLLADAYS: http://blogologues.org/holiday/

#cute

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H20”. The second one says “Ill have some H2O too.” The second scientist dies.
Aaaaaaaand we’re done. 
On another note, company member Jackie Robinson killed it as a jealous little boy in our sold out run of Blogologues FAME: Show us your tweets. #twerkingtothetop.  Wooo, Jackie!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll have some H20”. The second one says “Ill have some H2O too.” The second scientist dies.

Aaaaaaaand we’re done. 

On another note, company member Jackie Robinson killed it as a jealous little boy in our sold out run of Blogologues FAME: Show us your tweets. #twerkingtothetop.  Wooo, Jackie!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MOTHERF**KERS! Tis the season for shellacked fruit.

Come take creepy pictures of audience members you don’t know, but who cares amirite? #lovethyneighbor #stalkthyneighbor #yourewelcomeNSA
The show has been EXTENDED! (Nov. 15, 16, 22 + 23)
Tickets at Blogologues.org

Come take creepy pictures of audience members you don’t know, but who cares amirite? #lovethyneighbor #stalkthyneighbor #yourewelcomeNSA

The show has been EXTENDED! (Nov. 15, 16, 22 + 23)

Tickets at Blogologues.org

Come find out what the fox says. It’s rather spectacular, really *clinks wine glass and puffs a cigar*. 
Tickets at Blogologues.org

Come find out what the fox says. It’s rather spectacular, really *clinks wine glass and puffs a cigar*. 

Tickets at Blogologues.org

"4 MORE SHOWS" -inspired by the Obama 2012 campaign. 
Tickets at blogologues.org

"4 MORE SHOWS" -inspired by the Obama 2012 campaign. 

Tickets at blogologues.org