What People Are Saying About Blogologues + EXTENSION! - Blogologues -
Blogologues is extending through August 2nd! Here’s what audiences are saying about the show. Get your tickets now!
We are so excited to have Castro Convertibles joining us as a sponsor for Blogologues: Welcome to the Jungle and this news could not be better for every single human and animal among us.
The Castro Convertible Ottoman easily turns from an ottoman into a bed. So: you just moved into the smallest apartment in New York and can buy ONE, but only one, piece of furniture… with a Castro Convertible Ottoman, you could have a comfortable place to sit, sleep, and, if you get creative, it could even serve as a table, couch or husband. Now you can say with a confidence your fifth grade T-ball coach never thought you had: “One piece of furniture will serve me just fine, New York!”
Obviously, we are very excited to be partnering with a company as classic and innovative as Castro Convertibles, but with this sponsorship comes some great perks for you, dear audience, as well!
1. 2 VIP ticket holders per show will be sitting on a convertible ottoman of gold - okay, leopard print - for the duration of the show while the rest of the audience sits in *gags* …chairs.
2. Castro Convertibles will be giving away a free convertible ottoman to one lucky audience member per weekend. All you have to do to be in the running for this amazing prize is “like” Castro Convertibles on Facebook and leave your contact information with their representative on the night of the show.
3. Even if you’re a loser who never wins raffles ever, as a Blogologues audience member you will get an ~exclusive discount~ on all Castro Convertible items on their website with the discount code URanANIMAL.
brb gotta go take a nap on my ottoman/bed/throne/heavenly cloud (did I die??? (I don’t even care if I’m dead so long as there are convertible ottomans in Heaven! (THIS JUST IN: CONVERTIBLE OTTOMANS IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!)))
Did you make a Commitment to Fitness but can’t seem to find the time to be faithful to it? Worry no more! This week, Blogologues and Mashable have brought you the solution to your Time vs. Fitness conundrum.
“10 Workouts for Your Morning Commute” provides you with all the tips necessary to stay fit while at your busiest.
Visit Mashable to see the full video!
Is your bff getting married and are you overwhelmed with trying to organize the best Bachelorette Party in NYC for her? Girl, sit back and relax. Blogologues and Babeland have got you covered.
Blogologues and Babeland have partnered up to give you, your friends, and that bff bride the night of your lives. If you join us for the night, your bachelorette party is bound to be off-the-chain and depending on which package you choose, your night could include any/all of the following:
- Private Babeland Toy Party in the theater before the show
- Onstage cameo for the bride-to-be
- Prime, designated seating for your party
- 2 free drinks for everyone in your party
- Backstage tour and meet the cast
- Swag bag of sexy supplies (toys, lube, etc.) for all of you!
Visit our website for more info or contact us for details!
You voted! You decided! The theme for Blogologues’ summer show is “animals” and we need YOUR help finding crazy things from the internet about our furry companions! We’re looking for Yelp reviews, blog posts, Craigslist posts, tweets, online forums, Yahoo Answers, and much more. If you found it on the internet and it made you laugh, we want to see it!
As you know, with Blogologues ANYTHING goes. Submissions can be about:
If you find something hilarious and you’d like to submit it, please tweet it at us or email us TODAY!!!!
Do you ever think “Gee, I wish there were a summer public speaking intensive where I would learn how to give fun, effective, and memorable speeches for my professional setting while also having the time of my life while also having a passionate love affair with Quest Love.”?
While the whole Quest Love thing may be up in the air and entirely between you and QL, Blogologues can now offer you the place to fulfill those first two desires! This summer, Blogologues will be hosting a super fun public speaking intensive where we will teach you all the skills you need for effective speech making.
The classes will be fun, each consisting of fun and effective warm up games and techniques, storytelling practices later applied to fun pitches, and at the end of the intensive, a Blogologues-style performance for friends and family where you’ll perform something really fun!
In our intensive you’ll learn how to make creative choices, present yourself confidently, engage your audience, and so on. Now who wouldn’t want all of those skills under their belt? Who knows? Maybe once you master these skills Quest Love will finally ask you to join him in the life-long love making session you’ve been dreaming of!
Space is limited so please visit our website for more information and fill out an application today! Applications are due Monday, June 30th so hurry! Quest Love is waiting!
We asked. You voted. The theme of our summer show is…
What types of things can you submit?
We’re looking for Yelp reviews, blog posts, Craigslist posts, tweets, online forums, Yahoo Answers, and so much more. If you found it on the internet and it made you chuckle, gasp, or defecate, WE WANT TO SEE IT. If you wrote it, that’s cool. If you didn’t, that’s cool, too. Here are some topics you can send us:
If you’re at this site, you’ve probably seen the show. So you know: ANYTHING GOES.
Did someone say OPEN MIC?!!!
Why yes…we fu#%&!g did.
FRIDAY, MAY 16: IT’S THE 2nd-EVER BLOGOLOGUES OPEN MIC NIGHT!
Remember way back when, when people read the Internet out loud at Blogologues’ first EVER open-mic and EVERYONE HAD THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES?!
Yah, it’s happening again! Let’s blast off to FUNTOWN!
Ever lol-ed yourself to sleep due to a freaky Tinder message? Seen a Craigslist post that made you want to break away from society and become a hermit in the woods? Internet trolls on Facebook tickle your funny bone with their rage?
Bring that shit and read it out loud to the world!
Let us break it down for you.
WHO CAN PARTICIPATE?
Anyone that can speak and read.
Just bring something (on your phone or paper, doesn’t matter) that you found on the Internet that you think it’s open-mic worthy. Weird. Funny. Scary. Whatevs!
WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO WATCH?
You can do that, but the ticket is the same price and you don’t get a free shot, so…
DO I HAVE TO STAY THE WHOLE TIME?
Well no…but everyone will assume you hate fun.
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW?
The last time we did this there was a lot of complaints about noise/ being crammed. Well we’re at a different venue this time that is REAL SEXAY! It’s The Playwright Irish Pub. Let’s get all the thumbs up!
GET YOUR TICKET NOW! SPACE IS LIMITED AND TICKETS ARE ONLY $7!!!