Blogologues will be hosting auditions next Wednesday, August 6, from 12pm - 5pm! We’re looking for hilarious, versatile humans (preferably non-white) to join the Blogologues ensemble! To schedule an audition, email info@livelyproductions with your head shot, resume, and a funny cover letter.
Visit backstage for more audition information, if you have an account and feel like it. Woo!
The Castro Convertible Ottoman easily turns from an ottoman into a bed. So: you just moved into the smallest apartment in New York and can buy ONE, but only one, piece of furniture… with a Castro Convertible Ottoman, you could have a comfortable place to sit, sleep, and, if you get creative, it could even serve as a table, couch or husband. Now you can say with a confidence your fifth grade T-ball coach never thought you had: “One piece of furniture will serve me just fine, New York!”
Obviously, we are very excited to be partnering with a company as classic and innovative as Castro Convertibles, but with this sponsorship comes some great perks for you, dear audience, as well!
1. 2 VIP ticket holders per show will be sitting on a convertible ottoman of gold - okay, leopard print - for the duration of the show while the rest of the audience sits in *gags* …chairs.
2. Castro Convertibles will be giving away a free convertible ottoman to one lucky audience member per weekend. All you have to do to be in the running for this amazing prize is “like” Castro Convertibles on Facebook and leave your contact information with their representative on the night of the show.
3. Even if you’re a loser who never wins raffles ever, as a Blogologues audience member you will get an ~exclusive discount~ on all Castro Convertible items on their website with the discount code URanANIMAL.
brb gotta go take a nap on my ottoman/bed/throne/heavenly cloud (did I die??? (I don’t even care if I’m dead so long as there are convertible ottomans in Heaven! (THIS JUST IN: CONVERTIBLE OTTOMANS IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!)))
Blogologues and Mashable Give You "10 Workouts for Your Morning Commute"
Did you make a Commitment to Fitness but can’t seem to find the time to be faithful to it? Worry no more! This week, Blogologues and Mashable have brought you the solution to your Time vs. Fitness conundrum.
“10 Workouts for Your Morning Commute” provides you with all the tips necessary to stay fit while at your busiest.
You voted! You decided! The theme for Blogologues’ summer show is “animals” and we need YOUR help finding crazy things from the internet about our furry companions! We’re looking for Yelp reviews, blog posts, Craigslist posts, tweets, online forums, Yahoo Answers, and much more. If you found it on the internet and it made you laugh, we want to see it!
As you know, with Blogologues ANYTHING goes. Submissions can be about:
Luxury Pet Spas
People who believe they are animals
Care Bear Fanction
Dogs that act like humans
and so much more!
If you find something hilarious and you’d like to submit it, please tweet it at us or email us TODAY!!!!
Do you ever think “Gee, I wish there were a summer public speaking intensive where I would learn how to give fun, effective, and memorable speeches for my professional setting while also having the time of my life while also having a passionate love affair with Quest Love.”?
While the whole Quest Love thing may be up in the air and entirely between you and QL, Blogologues can now offer you the place to fulfill those first two desires! This summer, Blogologues will be hosting a super fun public speaking intensive where we will teach you all the skills you need for effective speech making.
The classes will be fun, each consisting of fun and effective warm up games and techniques, storytelling practices later applied to fun pitches, and at the end of the intensive, a Blogologues-style performance for friends and family where you’ll perform something really fun!
In our intensive you’ll learn how to make creative choices, present yourself confidently, engage your audience, and so on. Now who wouldn’t want all of those skills under their belt? Who knows? Maybe once you master these skills Quest Love will finally ask you to join him in the life-long love making session you’ve been dreaming of!
Space is limited so please visit our website for more information and fill out an application today! Applications are due Monday, June 30th so hurry! Quest Love is waiting!
Summer theme announced! Let the submissions begin!
Whale hello there, kittens.
We asked. You voted. The theme of our summer show is…
And we’re accepting submissions.
What types of things can you submit?
We’re looking for Yelp reviews, blog posts, Craigslist posts, tweets, online forums, Yahoo Answers, and so much more. If you found it on the internet and it made you chuckle, gasp, or defecate, WE WANT TO SEE IT. If you wrote it, that’s cool. If you didn’t, that’s cool, too. Here are some topics you can send us:
People who think that they’re animals
People who want to be animals
People who are animals
If you’re at this site, you’ve probably seen the show. So you know: ANYTHING GOES.
Found something? TWEET it at us or EMAIL us today!
Ever lol-ed yourself to sleep due to a freaky Tinder message? Seen a Craigslist post that made you want to break away from society and become a hermit in the woods? Internet trolls on Facebook tickle your funny bone with their rage?
Bring that shit and read it out loud to the world!
Let us break it down for you.
WHO CAN PARTICIPATE?
Anyone that can speak and read.
Just bring something (on your phone or paper, doesn’t matter) that you found on the Internet that you think it’s open-mic worthy. Weird. Funny. Scary. Whatevs!
Show up. There will be a sign-up list by the stage
Your name will be called. Get onstage. YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT BEFORE YOU BEGIN(Shots on us!)
State the source. Is there a URL? Is it from your inbox?
You get TWO MINUTES TOTAL. Don’t get huffy about it… you’ll thank us later.
WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO WATCH?
You can do that, but the ticket is the same price and you don’t get a free shot, so…
DO I HAVE TO STAY THE WHOLE TIME?
Well no…but everyone will assume you hate fun.
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW?
The last time we did this there was a lot of complaints about noise/ being crammed. Well we’re at a different venue this time that is REAL SEXAY! It’s The Playwright Irish Pub. Let’s get all the thumbs up!
GET YOUR TICKET NOW! SPACE IS LIMITED AND TICKETS ARE ONLY $7!!!
Check out our great press in VICE, The Daily Beast, CBS, The Village Voice, New York Magazine’s Bedford + Bowery, and The L Magazine!"When I had all but given up hope on humanity, I came across a comedy troupe called Blogologues and my faith in our species was restored."— VICE
““Dat A.S.S.” features a live music video about bronies (male fans of My Little Pony) set to Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse,” a love story told through real Tindr messages, and a prom night lecture inspired by the Facebook page Parents Against Weird Sex.” — New York Magazine’s Bedford + Bowery
“There’s no doubting that sex got a whole lot more interesting once the internet got involved and no on knows that better than the folks at Blogologues.”– The L Magazine
You can purchase the wild General Admission Ticket for $35 (includes cocktails, mingling and dancing with the Blogologues team) or you can be a straight baller and purchase the VIP Premium Ticket for $75 (includes previous, plus early entrance at 7pm, champagne toast and a private Blogologues performance).
We can sniff your untapped (or maybe, tapped) comedic potential from several subway stops away and we are beckoning you to brace us with your funny.
“Uh, what?”, you ask.
Sit back playa and let me tell you.
At READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night, you can readthat break-up text you’re dying to share with New York City or that OKCupid message that’s an goddamn POEM or that Craigslist post you “stumbled on”. You can do characters while you read it or you just be a pimp and straight up read it.
Show up and sign up.
Once your name is called on stage, take a shot. (THAT’S RIGHT, FREE SHOTS.)
State the source.
Do your thang for 2 minutes (after which you will get buzzed out. Be cool, you had your spotlight.)
You don’t have to stay the whole time and, hell, you don’t even have to participate. But you pay whether or not you participate, and you get a free shot if you participate, so work that out.
Blogologues is, simply, the Internet on stage. Imagine jumping from one YouTube video to another, clicking through pages on Texts From Last Night, scrolling to blog posts, and reading Yahoo Answers or When Parents Text till your eyes glaze over. Now…
Thank you, Esha Mahajan! We are glad that you enjoyed the show!