Dat A.S.S. is in the Press!

Check out our great press in VICE, The Daily Beast, CBS, The Village Voice, New York Magazine’s Bedford + Bowery, and The L Magazine!

"When I had all but given up hope on humanity, I came across a comedy troupe called Blogologues and my faith in our species was restored."— VICE

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“This is a great, intelligent, funny show.” — The Daily Beast

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CBS listed us as one of “The Five Best Things to do in NYC Tonight”.

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“It’s disgustingly well done.”– The Village Voice

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““Dat A.S.S.” features a live music video about bronies (male fans of My Little Pony) set to Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse,” a love story told through real Tindr messages, and a prom night lecture inspired by the Facebook page Parents Against Weird Sex.” — New York Magazine’s Bedford + Bowery

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“There’s no doubting that sex got a whole lot more interesting once the internet got involved and no on knows that better than the folks at Blogologues.”– The L Magazine

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Dates scare the shit out of us.

…….get it?

#shartjoke 

Dating is cool and all, but I JUST WANT TO F#CK MARIO KART WITH HIS COSTUME ON THE WHOLE TIME UGH

Mamma mia? more like mamma-lets-take-this-to-the-bedroom-mia, amirite?

#imustachemariothis #ughoveralls 

Enter the Magical World of Blogologues, Behind the Scenes!

Have you been suffering from some post-holiday depression? Do you miss those days of having an excuse, besides loneliness, for being drunk and surrounded by friends? YOU ARE IN LUCK.

On February 6, at 8pm (7pm if you’re a VIP. Are you a VIP?), Blogologues is hosting “Behind The Scenes: Blogologues Benefit”, a fundraiser celebrating new media, the arts and women in comedy. The night includes cocktails, performances and presentations (bros, we got the awesome Trevor Owens, CEO of Lean Startup Machine, and Lauren Kaelin, creator ofBenjamemes). The event will be hosted at Classic Kids Photography (1182 Lexington Avenue), where all of our promo photos are taken!

You can purchase the wild General Admission Ticket for $35 (includes cocktails, mingling and dancing with the Blogologues team) or you can be a straight baller and purchase the VIP Premium Ticket for $75 (includes previous, plus early entrance at 7pm, champagne toast and a private Blogologues performance).

LET’S GET OUR CLASSY ON, AMIRITE?

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Love, 

Blogologues. 

HEY THERE PIMP

We can sniff your untapped (or maybe, tapped) comedic potential from several subway stops away and we are beckoning you to brace us with your funny.

“Uh, what?”, you ask.

Sit back playa and let me tell you.

What:

At READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night, you can read that break-up text you’re dying to share with New York City or that OKCupid message that’s an goddamn POEM or that Craigslist post you “stumbled on”. You can do characters while you read it or you just be a pimp and straight up read it.

 Rules:

  1. Show up and sign up.
  2. Once your name is called on stage, take a shot. (THAT’S RIGHT, FREE SHOTS.)
  3. State the source.
  4. Do your thang for 2 minutes (after which you will get buzzed out. Be cool, you had your spotlight.)

You don’t have to stay the whole time and, hell, you don’t even have to participate. But you pay whether or not you participate, and you get a free shot if you participate, so work that out.

Learn more and buy your tickets at READ THE INTERNET OUT LOUD: Open Mic Night.

See you in a few. 

Oh hay just hanging with cipha sounds cause we are casual and like basically famous and bffs with ciphs. It’s fine you guys. We aren’t hyperventilating or anything. 

Just like last christmas, once again, I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away so I’m just going to go cry into my baking soda now because HAHA ITS CHRISTMAS AND IM FINE AND IM NOT LONELY BECAUSE I HAVE COOKIES SO HA JOKES ON YOU…right?

WE BEQUEATH UNTO YOU A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE YA FIENDS

You wenches have only seen us, the cast of Blogologues, perform the material we gathered (stalked/creeped, would be more accurate) throughout the interwebs BUT now you get to see the cast and the audience interact with the bloggers that produced the weird, hilarious and most time f#cked up material, themselves! 

THAT’S RIGHT, YOU SEE DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF WEIRDOS ON STAGE!

In this video, the worlds of the writers and the performers collide, letting the audience steal a glimpse into the creative thought processes resulting in the collision of the Internet and theatre. ITS MAGICAL Y’ALL. F#CKING MAGICAL. 

So, fellow odd-balls, relish this video, and happy holidays!

 

 

UGH YOU HAVE BEEN DATING FOR TWO MONTHS IT IS NOT A LIFE EVENT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER IT ALL ENDS IN MISERY ANYWAY #statistics

(Truth, brought to you by Blogologues)